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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 17
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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 17


Sorry for being so late today chefs. It won’t happen again

by F1exican

38 Comments

  1. LeadPaintChipsnDip

    Is this our first shot of your knife? Absolutely gorgeous.

  2. BRQ910

    I’ll bet ya two dollars and a cig I know which one the plane drawing guy is gonna choose.

  4. WailingTaco22

    At this point I think it’s the same bunch of cut chives on different cutting boards lmao

  5. tnevmucriic

    ![gif](giphy|QCvy9LbHI0BUsLoLpk|downsized)

    see you tomorrow bud

  8. UncleRicosBitchinVan

    I would never be late. My cooks would never be late. How can the chive guy be late? It’s why all chefs are drunks.

  15. AssistantEquivalent2

    Theyre perfect because we now know you are safe.

  16. BlazinBlair114

    I didn’t know how much of a panic not seeing your chives early in my day would cause.

  18. WorldRunnr

    Despite everyone making a meme of this, you are greatly improving from day 1, keep going until the comments have nothing to say but good job chef!

  19. chef_in_va

    So…. Is this the same bunch of Chives every day? I don’t think anyone could really tell the difference, as long as the background keeps changing and you mix em up.

    If this is the case, well done chef

  20. wrestlegirl

    On behalf of the subreddit, here’s to all the chive haters:

    https://preview.redd.it/8txrr1aaoxwf1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f86a8e1070024678aaf238a36c9afd6df7290c

    OP was late posting today. The “where is he????” post was our highest engaged of the day with people panicking left and right until our Chivelord and Savior appeared with messages of reassurance and hope.

    And the subreddit rejoiced.

    And the subreddit rejoiced.

    In the name of the Bourdain and the Ramp and the Holy Chive, Ramen.

    ___

    EDIT: this is **by far** the fastest one of these posts has rocketed to r/popular. Absolutely bonkers.

    Those initial upvotes to get frontpaged come from community members, not from random drivebys. It’s just further proof with numbers that the haters – as with most topics – are a loud, squawking, tiny minority.

    The community has once again spoken, we will continue to moderate accordingly.

  22. JehnSnow

    Alright fine guys I’ll join the sub, I have basically never cooked but these chives have appeared on my feed for like 2 weeks now

  25. littlemoon-03

    WELCOME BACK CHEF THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE GET IN HERE WE NEED THE CHIVES

  26. doctorshitbyrd

    There’s one chive off. Other than that it looks good.

  28. MsRachelGroupie

    Is this the triumphant underdog story we all wanted? No. But is it the triumphant underdog story we needed? Abso-fucking-lutely.

  29. JaneLameName

    I’m not a chef so I have no expertise, but I just want to say that chive posting is one of my new favorite things on Reddit – also, they are looking better, at least you’ll hone this skill, not sure they’ll ever be prefect by Reddit standards but we can dream

  30. Knivez2Pitchforkz

    I think at this point, chef, the only feasible way to prove that you can do it consistently is to cut one single chive.

    Sic Parva Magna

  31. TheDarbiter

    I’m not a part of this sub, can barely cook as a regular home cook, but I get this post everyday. I actually came looking for it this time since I didn’t see it come up earlier in the day.

  34. OnI_BArIX

    Idk what I’m going to do on here when op finally creates that perfect plate of chives

  35. trshtehdsh

    Chef, it’s almost like you’re trying to embarrass us. Cleary you’re distracted today. We’ll see you again tomorrow.

  36. Dyna_scum_666

    A lot of people were very worried about you sir!

  37. EnglishSorceress

    I have watched this fireworks show from afar the last 2 weeks but on zooming, yes, you have a bit to improve upon. I am seeing a few “chopped” but still together strands.

    Let’s hope you get it tomorrow!